Holy freak, people! OK, out of the ten hits to my blog today, eight--yes, eight--are Google searches for spooning. Of all the posts I've ever published, The Big Spoon is far and away the most hit-on entry on my blog. I still get daily hits for it. I never knew it would become such a Google darling.
The sad part is, the poor saps who come here from Google searches about the guy being the little spoon and what it means are probably looking for some reassurance of their masculinity and heterosexuality, only to find a bunch of homos confirming that homos like being the little spoon. Poor guys.
So to my daily visitors looking for affirmation for your atypical taste in spooning behavior, I can only extend my empathy for being uncharacteristic among your kind and wish you peace in your quest for spoonish understanding. But hey, if any of you supposed straighties who prefer being the small spoon are feeling swayed to curiosity and want to try something a little different, I know where you can find a big spoon...who's your daddy?