28 January 2010

Celebrity Look-alikes

Being an anonymous blog, I've refrained from posting my photo, but a friend's "celebrity look-alikes" gave me an idea: I could post my celebrity look-alikes without actually showing my own mug. So here are my look-alikes from a few different photos. For those of you who have never actually met me but may want some vague notion of my appearance, mash all of these results together into one "if they mated" conglomerate, and you might get a general idea, as if you really care (let's be honest, I'm not doing this because it's fun for you). I'm actually a little sad and embarrassed Donny Osmond appears twice, but this Tarkan guy popped up on most of them, and I have no idea who he is, but he's a fairly handsome devil, so I guess I'll choose not to argue (even though I don't look like him).















So...yeah, many of these results are not so very accurate, though I might like them to be for self-flattery purposes. But there are a few where I think, "Hm...OK, yeah, I suppose there's a similarity there." To those of you who have met me or know me, what do you think? Any of these more similar than others? Feel free to be brutally honest. ...I'm OK with being a slightly more male version of Geena Davis. There are worse things in life.

16 comments:

Kengo Biddles said...

I really think you look nothing like Geena Davis, though - that's the weird thing. And I'm sure you'll age better than Donny has.

Aren't memes fun?

John Gustav-Wrathall said...

L O L

If you really look like Donny Osmond, I have a friend who would love to meet you.

Max Power said...

Inaccurate. I think you look 98% like Geena Davis. :P

Original Mohomie said...

Kengo, are you implying I do look like Donny? *sigh* There are worse people to look like; I was just hoping for confirmation that I look like a sexier version of Hugh Jackman, or a more youthful version of that Giancarlo guy, or a leaner Tom Welling... ;-)

J G-W, no offense to Donny (never know, he may have a gay relative and be doing research into mohodom someday and stumble across my blog...it could happen), but I think my face is actually proportional to my head size. Not so much baby face going on here.

Max, I was looking forward to seeing what kind of zinger you'd have for me. Could've been better, I think, but you didn't disappoint.

JonJon said...

Gerard Butler isn't one that I would have thought of off the top of my head but you do kind of look him in the picture displayed. You should ask all those people to mate and see if any of them can produce an O-mo look alike. Whoever does, gets a prize!!!

Chase said...

The Justin Timberlake on is right now.


Your welcome for just giving you a whole new love life. :)

Original Mohomie said...

Jon, I know, I hadn't thought of it either, but we're practically twins, except he has smaller pecs.

Kurt, whole new love life indeed: nothing but teenage girls. Crap.

John Gustav-Wrathall said...

I tried this for myself.

My "look-alikes" include John D. Rockefeller, Jesse Jackson, and Beyonce Knowles.

blj1224 said...

Timberlake with darker hair. Osmond a little bit.

Kengo Biddles said...

No - I wasn't saying you looked like Donny, although maybe, in an abstract, rough facial forms, MAYBE. And I'll agree that you look like a leaner-faced Tom Welling - *sigh* Yeah, he's one of my celebrity crushes, him and Taylor Lautner. (And there is nothing to be inferred from the above. Do so at your own risk! :D)

I think I'll stop there before I embarass myself further!

Original Mohomie said...

Ha, Kengo, not sure what you were (not) implying, but I'm well aware that looking vaguely like a distorted version of a hot celebrity does not, in fact, mean those who find said celebrity irresistible will, in turn, find me irresistible. And as for Taylor Lautner...he possibly makes more people feel dirty for finding an under-age guy attractive than anyone in history. You're not alone. Quite a hottie, but beyond my initial reaction, I realize how young he is and just can't allow myself to say "hubba hubba". ;-)

J G-W, that's quite a combo. :-)

blj1224...hmph. Fine.

blj1224 said...

Oh, OK ... Welling and Tarkan a titch ... and your face is thinner and your features much more chisled than Osmond's, but there are similarities. Sorry.

Original Mohomie said...

That's better. More what I was looking for. ;-)

Kengo Biddles said...

Only for about two more weeks do we have to endure the guilt. His 18th birthday is in two weeks. So get ready to say hubba hubba.

Adam said...

You're much better looking than any of those ppl... :)

Original Mohomie said...

Ha, Kengo, we'll see if I feel magically free to ogle then.

Adam, in the words of a good friend, "Oh, stop. Stop some more." But come on now, you'll make all those poor celebrities feel bad. We must let them think I can only aspire to their level of hotness. It's what keeps them going. They need that.