29 April 2010

Show Me Your...Guiltiest Pleasure Ever

I hung out with a couple of friends tonight, and somehow I was reminded of a certain "unofficial" music video made to a dentistry-dedicated song by a fame-crazed, formerly jazzy, low-key singer-songwriter turned psycho-fashion pop idol. I mentioned it, but they hadn't seen it, and was going to show them the video, but I decided against it. It's just too much, too provocative, too in-your-face sinfulicious... I'm not one to deny I have passion, but I'm also trying to keep conversations constructive and the media I absorb more enriching and enlightening than base and vulgar. But sometimes, I am such a "natural man".

For those of you not familiar with this video, we're talking in-your-face, over-the-top gayness between two really hot guys. If you described the video to me, I'd scoff and say it sounded ridiculous. It's a trashy, cheesy display of vampire debauchery. ...A trashy, cheesy display of vampire debauchery that gets me all hot and bothered, biting either my lip or my knuckle uncontrollably until it's over and I'm released from it's hypnotic, heart-pounding grasp, and I wipe the trickle of sweat from my forehead. OK, so maybe it's not that intense, but I mean, get me a whip right now if that's what's tied up on the other end. No, wait, that's not my style. ...is it? *tense whimper* *wicked grin* *shrug*

Guiltiest pleasure ever. Shameful. Putting aside my hot vampire would be a true test of my resolve to focus on things which are uplifting and meaningful...maybe I'll just watch it one more time before deciding...oh, those eyes...nope, I'm not ready to put it aside quite yet. Maybe tomorrow.

9 comments:

Bravone said...

Man, you need to get some sun, or maybe a cold shower!

Original Mohomie said...

Ha ha, I almost deleted this post, lest anyone should take it seriously, but in the end, I said, "Screw it. Let 'em think what they want."

It's my sort of self-satirical little illustration of tension.

...or maybe that's just my excuse for gushing about a hottie and covering with some "moral" to make it OK. It could happen.

El Genio said...

You didn't even link the video :(

Bravone said...

Noticeably absent was a link to suspect video :/

mandi said...

TMZ and People.com. I've even googled "kate gosselin dwts". There. I said it. Now go on and judge me. I can take it.

Kengo Biddles said...

I knew it was Gaga.

The Impossible K said...

Dangit, first the comment on Facebook and now this? My curiousity is killin' me!!

Original Mohomie said...

Ha ha, clever boy, Kengo.

Kengo Biddles said...

I thought it was, the minute I read the post, but then I couldn't track it down. I FINALLY looked up your keywords about the video from above to figure it out.

And I'm sad, because it's been pulled from the video-sharing service where it was posted, :'(

Oh well, probably better that way - don't want visions of vampiric S&M dancing through my brain...there's enough crazy in there already.