Sometimes, the much-larger-than-life pictures make me really struggle not to bite my knuckle hard when I walk in to the store. Upon seeing this one, I maintained my composure, whimpered, and went about seeking a shirt.
But what caught my attention even more were the large pictures above the different cuts of jeans, with models showing the respective fit of the jeans and labels describing them:
Authentic: a "must" in...jeans. You can see to the left is "Standard". BORING.
Bad news. Stay away from this one.
I don't know why, but I felt keenly disappointed by this one.
I don't know why, but I felt giddily motivated by this one.
FYI, "Easy" is my favorite. ...style of jeans... *cough*
OK, so "Easy" is my least favorite cut of jeans. I prefer low-rise, slim-thigh boot cut on myself with a 29-30 waist, 30-32 length, depending on the brand. You know...in case any of you are looking for a home for really sexy jeans you don't wear anymore (big thanks to my former roomie for my best-fitting pair of jeans, which aren't, incidentally, boot cut). See, I have trouble finding some that really fit nicely, and I've discovered costliness makes little difference. In fact, the more expensive ones seem to most flatten what little I have of a butt. Express, so far, shape my tukus best. It's late. I'm tired and oversharing. Time for bed. Good night.
5 comments:
I thought you *were* the loose guy...
:P
This blog has more sexual tension than any other blog I read.
Bwahahahahaaaa! Not exactly the purpose of the blog, but a delightful bonus. I do enjoy creating tension sometimes...like, really enjoy it. But maybe it also just...comes naturally.
The "Authentic" model is my favorite, we've been using him for years. I think he loves the Gap, because he's been in at least 4 of our campaigns that I can remember. I still have one of his huge posters from years ago...
Thanks for posting what we've all been thinking every time we've gone to the mall lately! :)
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