11 December 2007

Moho-Friendly Travel

Yes, folks, in quaint little Waco, TX, you can find the Town House MoHotel. The decor is conservatively frumpy with a touch of inexpensive style. Every nightstand has a Book of Mormon and a copy of Resolving Homosexual Problems. They regularly rent out the space for slumber parties, but only for 5 or more people in odd numbers. They even have extra wide futons for group spooning and other forms of "healthy touch", though beds are remarkably narrow, barely accomodating one person each, "for your own safety". Pay-Per-View service offers on-demand viewing of Evergreen promotional videos, So You Think You Can Dance, American Idol, Brokeback Mountain (edited, offered as a "cautionary tale"), Angels in America (edited -- it's about 9 minutes long after cutting the vulgar language, cross-dressing prophet scenes, inappropriate sterotyping of LDS women, and heavy-handed, sexualized cynicism), and Latter Days (completely unedited for "educational" purposes, of course, so you know what your "gay" friends have been watching all this time).

5 comments:

playasinmar said...

I thought Brokeback Mountain cautioned against gays getting straight-married.

Abelard Enigma said...

Wow, who knew? Waco is just a hop, skip, and a jump from me. Who's up for a MoHo party (in odd numbers, of course)

And, just so you know, it's pronounced Way-co, not whacko.

And, in case anybody is wondering where they've heard of Waco before, that is where the infamous siege took place between the Branch Davidians (David Koresh) and the U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives which resulted in the death of 53 adults and 21 children - one of Janet Reno's finer moments.

The Impossible K said...

hehe... huh... Didn't get most of those references- should I be glad or ashamed??
A motel for mohos...wow. How do you find funny like that? Do you have a magnet? Can I borrow it?
Can mohoneys come to the slumber parties??

One of So Many said...

Hilarious! I laughed hard at this post. So perfect...So very perfect.

agirlwho said...

Once again, I am so impressed at what you did with the picture I sent you. Hahaha... someone should write a song about this Mo-hotel, kind of like Hotel California. Sweeet.