Aw, crap. See, not only am I no Itzhak Perlman by any stretch of the imagination, but I'm in a demographic likely to experience sexual dysfunction later in life? Well, that's it. I give up. Lifelong virgin, that's it.
Warning: though this particular video is pretty tame, some of his other videos (which will likely be linked to at the end of this one), while refreshingly frank, use over-the-top language (in my opinion) and a notable...how to say this...lack of expressed support of sexual restraint or "the law of chastity".