Purple shirts with black ties? Bear your testimony in fast and testimony meeting using the word "struggle" very deliberately at least three times? The time has come for the moho establishment to arise, united, and band together. I had this epiphany today that we in the blog world may have a beautiful opportunity to determine the signs and signals to firmly declare, to those in mohodom, our strange and unusual state of being both LDS and unusually strongly attracted to members of the same sex and/or gender.
So this is a call for ideas. I personally enjoy the thought of all mohos wearing certain colors or clothes on every second Sunday. Maybe there will be signals, or code words, or anything remarkably secret combinationish. It should be distinctive but subtle enough to not scream "flaming queer". Mohos-in-the-know will recognize the signals, while the typical Joe Schmoe member will continue to be as oblivious as always.
Enough with the wondering, the second-guessing, the being convinced the person next to you in Sunday School is just in denial and will one day know, as you know, that they do, in fact, share a "special" affinity for members of the same gender. We will revolutionize the moho world by removing these barriers of suspicion and ambiguity. A new moho world order may then form.
Please, submit ideas now, and we shall subsequently vote...maybe.