12 February 2008

Magical Makeout Pillow

Wow, it's been quite a while since I've had a good makeout dream. I think I've only maybe had one since Max Power tried to plant one on me and I denied him hardcore. Poor guy. He's doing alright now.

So last night, I decided to actually go to sleep before midnight, and I also switched my pillow because my neck has had a kink in it. I've been to bed before midnight a few times in recent weeks, but this is the first time I've used this particular pillow in months. It's a very plain pillow, firm with a foam core. Seems simple enough. But seeing how this is the only factor that really changed, I've decided to give the pillow the credit for my dream.

In this dream, I had a good makeout session (hey, some of us rely on our dreams for a little action, OK?) with someone I'm pretty sure is a trainer at my gym. This is the first time I can remember that I've dreamed of making out with an actual person rather than a stranger. I say I'm pretty sure it was him because the body matches (and a very nice body it is, I must say), and the hair, but I think my psyche found it necessary to take the attractiveness of his face up a few notches to make him makeout-worthy, so I think it was him but with a little dreamworld plastic surgery. Hey, the mind does what it's gotta do.

But what I remember as much as the hot makey-outy was the fact that after the NCMO, he said, "Well, I've got to go to work," and disinterestedly got up and left.

Now, in real life, I would be really angry about that. "Great--a self-gratifying slut-fest with no emotional attachment." But in our dreams, I guess things can be a little different, and I shrugged and went to chat with some friends in the next room and didn't think anything of it. Even in my dream, I remember thinking, "Oh great...I'm one of them. I just enjoyed a non-commital makeout with no emotional attachment and moved on with my day, not caring if I ever saw him again..."

So I guess, in my dreams, I'm a lip whore. Who knew? I guess I can handle that.

I'll be resting my pretty little head on that pillow again tonight. You know, for the sake of scientific experiment...


Post-It Boy said...

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I HAD remained my pure Virgin Lips status. Usually, I wish I had remained that way.

And now that I'm Lips Celibate again, I just have kissing in my dreams too.

Where did you buy this magical pillow by the way? I might need to switch up my bedding after this blog...

Max Power said...

Don't knock it til you've tried it, OrMo. :P